Big Daddy

BIG DADDY QUOTES

Sonny - Do I need to buy you a bottle of formula or something?
Julian - No
Sonny - What do you eat?
Julian - Food
Sonny - I eat food too.

You suck you suck you suck!

Sonny - How old are you anyway?
Julian - 5
Sonny - Do you wear a diaper?
Julian - No
Sonny - You wipe your own ass then?
Julian - Yes

Julian - I wipe my own ass.
Delivery guy - Me too.

Sonny - My mother always said that soda rots your teeth, but you're gonna lose them teeth anyway, so rot on, right?

Sonny - Good god, that's a shitload of piss.

[Julian bounces in front of TV]
Sonny - How you doin?
Julian - How you doin?
Sonny - Do you like hockey?
Julian - Do you like hockey?
Sonny - This is a very important game.
Julian - This is a very important game.
Sonny - Cut the crap.
Julian - Cut the crap.
Sonny - How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
[Julian stops bouncing] Sonny - Yeah, I thought so, move!

Sonny - Hi, what's your name, I'll write on the wall.. mind your business!

Sonny - Frankenstein, what do you want?
Julian - 30 packets of ketchup.

Julian - Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight there's a good chance I might develop a stutter. Puh-puh-puh-please don't do this to me.

Layla - Ohmygod! These are the cutest things I've ever seen.
Sonny - Yeah, I have them in yellow also. I wear them when I work out and stuff.

Layla - Is he picking your nose?
Sonny - Yeah, well he was picking his own all day so I figured he could borrow mine.

Corrine - Ohmygod!! Gross!! Did I just witness the first kiss??
Sonny - Yeah Corrine, you did.
Corrine - Ohhh, Layla, you didn't actually enjoy that, did you?
Layla - I don't know, I'm going inside.
Corrine - Wash your mouth out, he's dirty, and he's poor.

Julian - Electricity
Sonny - Yeah
Julian - Constitution
Sonny - Yeah
Julian - Philadelphia
Delivery guy - Fish
Sonny - Yeah
Delivery guy - Pony
Sonny - Yes
Delivery guy - Hip, hiphop, hiphopanonomous, Dammit, you gave him the easy ones!!

Sonny - Crushed cans are half price. Microsoft went down 3 points today, we gotta save money.

You just don't think things through!
Sonny - Hey Old Man River zip it or I'll brake your hip!

Julian - I WIN!!!
Delivery guy - WHAT??
Julian - I WIN!!!
Delivery guy - HEY I got the same hand as that last time you and I didn't win...
Julian - WELL I WIN!!!
Delivery guy - THATS BULL$HIT!!!

Sonny - What are you, my therapist? Go take a walk!

Sonny - And for the record, where did you work during med school?

Hey Mr.Hurley, how about you shut up before I knock you through the wall like last week?

Sonny - WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL???!!!

Delivery guy - You are by far the most interesting single delivering friend I've met.

Bum - My father is a military man. One afternoon I was taking a nap on the sofa.. While i was asleep he tried to give me a crew cut.. So I woke up broke his arm and haven't seen him since!

Sonny - They're still like our brothers. Our very very gay brothers.

Layla - You're not going to let a little rain stop you from making 100 hamburgers are you?

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